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Book cover for Fast Girls in Short Shorts Always Score, a short story collection by Jacob Louder. A woman stands confidently in a white tank top, looking away from the camera. She hold a soccer ball under her arm.

Bleacher-report-logoToday, my partner the delightful Angela Tavares has been quoted in that great bastion of sports brilliance entitled Bleacher Report, thanks to a piece she wrote at goal.com, which was quoted in The Atlantic Weekly. What more proof do we need that she is super-qualified to edit JT Louder’s collection of Women’s World Cup soccer porn Fast Girls in Short Shorts Always Score.

In this fictional collection, the following happen:

 –Team Canada’s shorts shrink considerably, with delightfully inventive orgiastic results;

 –A famed pornstar, known for her soccer-themed role in the porn flick Dirty Knees, coaches Team Hungary to Women’s World Cup success;

–The golden girl of the hour gets hazed by her fellow members of Team USA, all of whom are ridiculously hot and pretty darn pushy;

–The French squad’s captain, Hélène Dupont, treats a sports journalist who keeps spreading lies about her to some much-needed proof of her real carnal pursuits.

Interested in some key quotes from JT Louder’s Fast Girls in Short Shorts Always Score?

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Book cover for Fast Girls in Short Shorts Always Score, a short story collection by Jacob Louder. A woman stands confidently in a white tank top, looking away from the camera. She hold a soccer ball under her arm.

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From “The Day Team Canada’s Shorts Shrunk Considerably”: “Katie’s teammates were enjoying this new part of their uniform, cooing as they ran their fingers over each other’s thighs, stopping to tickle the spot between each other’s legs. Katie found Sandy, the woman she’d played up top with for a total of ten years now, bent over a bench. Her shorts had ridden up between the cheeks of her ass, and a small group of players lined up to savagely spank her, leaving their mark on Sandy’s soft flesh as she cried out in ecstasy over and over again, ‘Yes! I am your goal-scoring whore!'”

From “Golden Girl”: Hey, at least I didn’t rip off my shirt like Brandi Chastain. Me, I like to celebrate in style. After tucking the ball into the side netting, and with all my clothes on, I slid on my shin guards across that stupid Canadian AstroTurf until the corner flag was buried beneath me and sticking out from between my legs like I had the longest, thinnest girl cock ever—and with a flag at the tip, for extra class.

You’re welcome, Mom and Dad.”

From “Golden Girl”: In that shower room, I pulled my shirt back and away from my face to notice that I was the only one who still had clothes on. My teammates—four of them, anyway, and the ones you’ve likely read the names of in the sports pages: Lex, Cid, Big H, and Mel—pretty much had me in their circle of tall, lean, and muscled soccer-body beauty. It’s interesting how two-a-days and a team chef pretty much produce female bodies that are practically identical, what with everyone’s tight calves and wide thighs, abs that look pretty without the help of Photoshop. It was almost my pleasure, really, looking up at these women’s cruel snarls and kind of knowing what was coming next.”

From “How Hungary Got to the World Cup” (in which pornstar Vivian coaches the team to stardom): “It wasn’t until team captain Petra Brühn stuck her hand in the air, asking in broken English before Vivian had actually called on her to do so, “Can I know how Swedish porn girl like you will bring team to World Cup?” that the tension in the room grew so thick that, for Vivian, it felt impossible to breathe. But if porn had taught her anything, it was to relax, to breathe slow and deep under pressure, because how else would Milly Sexpot have gotten that dildo so deep inside her asshole?

Vivian realized then that she liked pressure. Hell, she even welcomed it, and that’s when she knew that now was the time to shine.”

From “The French Pass”: “Anyway, my headline that weekend, once the football federation got word of Hélène going AWOL for the evening? ‘Hedonistic Hélène Has It Out on the Dance Floor—And Off in the Men’s Room.’

It’s been a rocky road for me and Hélène ever since.”

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