My Cock Ain’t No Shy Guy

Photo from www.transthetics.com

I found Australia-based Transthetics (“For the man who has almost everything”—genius) somewhere on Facebook. Someone posted something about a silicon cock that you could pack and penetrate with, as well as come all over whoever it is you’re fucking. “It ejaculates, you guys,” the post said. “For real.”

Now, I can’t speak for the entire trans guy community, but I’ve dreamed for years about coming on my partner. It is something I have always wanted to do:

  • Fuck, fuck, fuck.
  • Pull out.
  • Come on one (or all) of the following: 1. Pussy, 2. Stomach, 3. Tits.

I bought this cock pretty quickly. Like, I just went to the site and pretty much threw down the cash right away. I hadn’t heard of Transthetics before, but I felt confident enough that it was run by a member of the trans community. Most times, this brings me great comfort. Plus, there are videos all over YouTube of the founder demonstrating the beauty that is my cock.

My Cock

It’s called The Bono, but I only call it “my cock” because the brand name reminds me of both U2 and Cher’s kid, and I’d rather not think of them at all. Between my legs, my cock looks perfect. It’s soft to the touch and “cis-realistic,” with really quite a glorious tip. I am thick and long, pliable and veiny, and when I stand (wearing a boxer brief harness), it dangles the way it should.

I haven’t packed with it yet, mainly because my cock is a big fucker and I think I might like to be a little more discreet. That said, I’m willing to give it a shot because I do love my cock so very, very much. The more time I spend with it, the happier I am. MY COCK IS AWESOME.

Brutus Cock Selfie No. 1

Brutus Cock Selfie No. 2

And I haven’t even gotten to the coming part yet.

The Buzz

My cock comes with an insertable vibrator that looks like a mini Hitachi. It has, like, a million different settings. Seriously, if your bits like the buzz, then you’re going to be one happy cock-wearer. If you’re wearing your cock with the vibe inserted beneath any clothing, you will have a serious tent. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. The vibe didn’t do too much for me, unfortunately, since I refer a more aggressive vibration. But it did feel good, although my partner didn’t find it particularly pleasurable, so we nixed it from our play pretty quickly.

Also, after the initial charge wore off, I recharged it once, but it seems to have broken. No matter how long I charge it for, it won’t turn on—plugged in or not.

The Money Shot

Oh, it’s a seriously beautiful thing, my cock, especially when it’s blowing my load on my stomach. Or my partner’s stomach. Or anywhere on my partner, really, because that, to me, is where my cock is worth every last penny.

In short, there’s a syringe. You fill the syringe with the jizz of your choice (see below). Insert syringe into “piss hole” (aka “ejaculation reservoir”), and you’re officially locked and loaded.

Squeeze the tip of my cock, my friends, and you’re at my sploogey sprinkler party.

A few pointers for choosing the right come for you:

  • Water—When shooting off with water, you’re guaranteed distance. I can be between my sweetheart’s legs and hit the top of her stomach, just beneath her tits. Great for when you want to be a virile porn stud. That said, I never imagined my splooge being clear.
  • Water/lube mixture—I’ve mixed water with Please cream lube for better results. You get good distance and you get the look of milky come. Recommended!
  • Cream lube—This one’s my favorite, but it’s better for short distances. So, if I’m playing with myself and I want to come on my stomach or in my hand, or if I want to fuck my partner, pull out, and cream her pussy, it’s ideal.

Four-and-a-Half Stars

Yes, I’m giving four-and-a-half stars out of five to my cock because it is a little pricey and the issue with the vibrator. On the price, though, I do think it’s worth the steep investment, but then the overly emotional/empathic side of me wishes more people of all means could enjoy my cock on a nightly basis, not just those of us with a handy credit card. Please believe me when I say it’s worth saving up for.

Thank you, Transthetics, for helping me achieve my ejaculating dreams!

Because Go Deeper Press believes in well-rounded reviews, I turn you over now to my partner, who will tell you all need to know about, you know, “interacting with” my cock.

I Love Brutus’ New Cock

Not to brag or anything, but Brutus’ new cock totally met up to my expectations. He can now come on my breasts, which is something we’ve always longed for. He loves his new cock—it’s a part of him, completely—and when we have sex, I can feel that. His cock is very cis-realistic, as Brutus already mentioned, which works well for me, too, because, like yours truly, he’s up for lots of experimenting.

Yay!

Equally Exciting Are the Things I Didn’t Expect

It’s true. I was so inspired by the thought of him being able to shoot that I forgot I’d be able to help him do just that, with my own hand. Delightful!

But there’s a bigger bonus, too: While I didn’t used to be comfortable having lots of penetrative sex, with Brut’s new cock, I actually enjoy it. See, I can fit his cock inside me without having to adapt to its shape. It, after all, adapts to mine! Being a sensitive soul, you understand, my cunt doesn’t like being stretched a whole lot, so the fact that the bulk of Brut’s cock is now pliable and soft (when you don’t fill it with the vibe) works marvelously well. What’s more, unlike a silicone cock, we don’t have to get all of the Transthetics cock inside me in order to go at it hammer-and-tongs. Yes, he can be on top, or vice versa, and he can fuck me hard without any discomfort. We can even fuck face-to-face, which is, if you’ll pardon the TMI, very romantic, and something we didn’t used to be able to easily do.

So thank you, Transthetics.

You’re the bee’s knees.

Like Brutus Queery’s trans sex toy reviews? Well then, don’t miss his review of Buck Angel’s Buck-Off right here.